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You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?

Shadrack, the pallid reindeer
Had a very darkened soul
And if you ever saw it
You would most certainly be appalled.

All the other reindeer
Used to cower away in fear
They never went near Shadrack
Or they’d cry over his nasty jeers.

Then one sunny Xmas Eve
Vidar Claus came to say
Shadrack, with your soul so dark
Won’t you join me maiming the players today?

And that’s how Shadrack and Vidar Claus partnered up taking over the Christmas Dungeon…

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Welcome to the Valhalla Lost’s 2023 All Hallow’s Eve! A full month of events. Start off with the halloween dungeon, located near the gardens and collect tickets for prizes at the event center. Then prepare yourself as the month drags on with a visit from the Great Pumpkin and possibly the Headless Horseman! What prizes will they drop this year?

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Happy New Year, 2018

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Happy New Year to all our brave warriors at Valhalla.  We had a few ball drops as we celebrated midnight at various time zones then danced at the club.

Also, congratulations to Shirousa for winning the Gingerbread House decorating contest and to Allanon for his Dress An Henchie Elf.  The top three will be made into hostile npcs for next year!

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Happy Easter 2017

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Pugdug the Easter Orc says…
Eggs, eggs, squish ’em and hide ’em.
Go ’round an’ smell to find dem.
Step, step, squish and lick your toe,
Spin round fast and throw up slow.

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