Happy Halloween 2017

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Winner of the Scary Story Contest is Odeth BuisyBeard.

It seemed like any other day in Valhalla.  Birds were singing at the town square.  Merchants were hustling and bustling.  And thieves were, well of course, thieving.  I had decided to take a stroll to the garden just outside the city walls.  It was a place for great tale telling, gossip and the usual banter.  After wasting near half the day sifting through all the leg pulling and witty remarks being thrown about, I realized I had better stop stalling before I ended up with nothing in hand for dinner.  As I strolled down the path north from town, I had noticed a strange portal out of the corner of my eye.  Could it lead to another realm perhaps?  Possibly leading to better hunting grounds?  The sounds and smell as I approached would reveal otherwise.  I proceeded to step into the portal because, well,  who would pass on a story like that!  Adventure and fame, or certain doom.  I would prefer the former (who wouldn’t – Ed).  Upon entering, I had stepped into a thick and eerie mist that seemed to linger just above the ground.

What does Odeth find in the portal?  Will it be fame and fortune (isn’t it always?).  Find out in-game!

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Happy Easter 2017

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Pugdug the Easter Orc says…
Eggs, eggs, squish ’em and hide ’em.
Go ’round an’ smell to find dem.
Step, step, squish and lick your toe,
Spin round fast and throw up slow.

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Valentine’s Day, 2017

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On Valentine’s Day, Sedrick the Cupid Dragon showed up around the lands of Valhalla.  It was a mad search for him but one brave little gassy orc found him, killed him and got his special head.  Good job, Elga.  And to all those hunting Valentine Bears, we hope you found the special prizes!

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